15 6 / 2013

YA OKAY JUST PUT DYLAN O BRIAN IN HIPSTER GLASSES AND A BEANIE
WHAT DID I NEED MY OVARIES FOR ANYWAY

YA OKAY JUST PUT DYLAN O BRIAN IN HIPSTER GLASSES AND A BEANIE

WHAT DID I NEED MY OVARIES FOR ANYWAY

15 6 / 2013

15 6 / 2013

vespira:

truststiles:

baby

I. LOVE. YOU.

vespira:

truststiles:

baby

I. LOVE. YOU.

(via cuntquats)

09 6 / 2013

07 6 / 2013

waves-turn-me-on:

skarvika:

this is my life and i am that boy

fml so funny :~3 

(Source: slowking)

07 6 / 2013

07 6 / 2013

iwishihadafather:

*picks up cat* *makes cat dance* *puts cat back down*

(via neyopets)

07 6 / 2013

phhpppbbbbbthb:

dicklordsupreme:

Here’s a guide on how to use the internet;

If you see a Twitter screencap saying something inflammatory, go onto that actual Twitter account and find the post. If it isn’t there, the screencap is probably a fabrication. Congratulations, you avoided making an ass of yourself by believing some fuckwit with Photoshop on Tumblr.

image

i cant believe obama really responded to your post wow amazing

(via neyopets)

07 6 / 2013

betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

betterwhenaked:

this is literally the best pick up line on a tshirt i’ve ever seen

(via bazinga-bitches)

07 6 / 2013

07 6 / 2013

yesings:

one of tumblr’s little quirks is that no matter who you follow you’re always gonna get a dick on your dash

(via party-on-streets)

07 6 / 2013

starllex:

kanyewesticle:

Sundays are one of the main reasons why I want a boyfriend because what does anyone even do on a Sunday like if I had a boyfriend I could do him

or OR YOU CAN GO TO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY AND GET THAT DIRTY MIND CLEANSED BY THE LORD 

(via neyopets)