angeldictator: Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
genderikari: siliconedrops: genderikari: real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks. I stopped reading at “real women” you should have kept reading
When you unexpectedly find a dollar in your...
tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
I colour outside of the lines...
When people ask me why I eat too much
dnlhern: i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
just reached 100 followers #startedfromthebottomnowwehere
arcanehex: algrenion: i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits Why the fuck didn’t we think of this before?!
dickspeightjr: dickspeightjr: what did hitler say right before he died i did nazi that coming just kidding hitler killed himself
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I'm Dying! HAHA Classic Drew XD
Interviewer- If you could make out with any celeb who would it be
Drew- I'm not gay, but Jack Johnson